2009 - Shit Happened - Believe it or Not

Esto es algo viejito … but it made me laugh to read it again

Trying to seek what the hell I was doing on a trip so boring last Christmas, Noticing the Abnormality of My Character in real life, and thinking I’m Just the best there will ever be, I collected a couple of things I’ve done that still make me laugh…. don’t hate me 

@ the food court in a mall:

- What seemed to be a 6 year old with a DS was flaunting “I have a PS2” at me … and I yell back ” and I Have Wii!!!!” and then stick my tong out @ him and feeling actually superior to him because I’m 28 in Brain Age 2 and plays in expert @ Rock Band …..not including Visions … (solo medium pa mi) ….. Thinking Now … I’m Supposed to be 21 with better things to do … P.D. the kid just stalked me the whole afternoon @ the mall.

- Trying to guess what the f*ck the Chinese dude meant by Ore Chicken and looking @ the brown ball in the stick he was trying to make me eat … I answered “I’m eating Wendy’s” and walked to the restaurant in front of him …. I actually had Ribs from Tony Roma’s that day ….. the mall had no Wendy’s.

@ Random Places:

- A V3 starts ringing and I Insistingly try to pick up the call by touching the screen where it says “Answer” …. understanding then … It’s not a touch screen phone.

- I woke Up with Moderatto Song one Morning ….. and had the freaking lyrics in my Head all day || Dios que Chopo || - I know Ppl that like talking about “WORLD PEACE” …shit happens…

- Agarre una Calculadora Cientifica de las Casio .. Osea una platanera .. y full que no sabia como se suponia que tenia que usar eso ….. me just 4 got…. Me sente como media hora a comprenderla denuevo… - Felicite como a 3 personas por facebook el dia que no era…… pq el nuevo facebook me confundio …

- Instead of commenting in a Wall …. hice el comment en mi status y nunca le llego el comment ….. Julian casi lo hace !!!!!

- Para el Parcial de Estadistica II tenia el parcial copiado en la calculadora … y aun asi saque un 93 ….. El Koala saco 100 …. -.- …. su chivo era mejor que el mio

- Intentanto resolver la famosa pregunta de pq la gallina cruzo la calle….. le cai atras a un gallo en Key West para preguntarle sobre la gallina.